Andrew Bynum and Rihanna are - supposedly - dating.
He says NO - she says... nothing!
Well frankly, wouldn't you?
Who can blame them?
They're both drop dead gorgeous.
And both talented as hell.
They're both rich as hell, as well.
Mmmnh - maybe not as hell... but pretty rich anyway.
They might even be seriously nice people.
Hold it, hold it...
STOP PRESS STOP PRESS STOP PRESS
Apparently she and what's his name - oh yeh, Chris Brown - are back together!#*@?
A source reports "Rihanna still wants him and has told all of us to ‘get over yourselves. … I’m with him, so deal with it.’"
What IS it with some women? Do they think it's normal that a guy beats up on them, says "Oops, sorry - I only did it cos I LURVE you so much" and suddenly - it's OK?
Oh PLEASE!
Alright alright... it's possible to have talent, beauty, success, money, a glamourous lifestyle and be grab you by the throat and shake you sexy and still be a complete emotional... erm, what's the word? Don't help me, don't help me... er, let's see now, the Brits have a word - yes, that's it - a complete emotional twit. Or should that read moron?
Stick to the Basket ball guy, Rihanna. He's young, he's fit, he's good-looking and well, I know he only got $58 million contract for the next 4 years but hey - that would work out OK if you chipped in!